He dropped out of his How To Hijack For Fun And Profit course at the Learning Annex. Idiot.     more

(80) | category: Shocking | views: 149040 | posted on: 02/25/2010

Yes, they got robbed, but it was still more fun than going to see the new Jennifer Aniston movie.     more

(70) | category: Shocking | views: 28841 | posted on: 02/24/2010

One of them was destined to become hamburger.     more

(78) | category: Shocking | views: 41290 | posted on: 02/23/2010

In Iraq, anytime anyone asks you for a jump, RUN!     more

(73) | category: Shocking | views: 35798 | posted on: 02/23/2010

His job apparently has health drawbacks instead of health benefits.     more

(95) | category: Shocking | views: 38090 | posted on: 02/22/2010

Asked for a comment, the compressor said "What do you expect? I'm a compressor-- I compress shit!"     more

(91) | category: Shocking | views: 99287 | posted on: 02/22/2010

Later, PETA showered the bull with roses.     more

(94) | category: Shocking | views: 78803 | posted on: 02/22/2010

The protester discovered that freedom apparently tastes like a leather glove.     more

(64) | category: Shocking | views: 23937 | posted on: 02/22/2010

Dude I know it's cold out but there's got to be a better way!     more

(180) | category: Shocking | views: 97747 | posted on: 02/20/2010

Jeez, her singing wasnt that bad...     more

(101) | category: Shocking | views: 45632 | posted on: 02/20/2010

Bad intelligence! Our guys thought they were discussing Iraq, but it was actually bike racks! Oh well.     more

(78) | category: Shocking | views: 68224 | posted on: 02/18/2010

For his next trick, he's going to have a coyote drop an anvil on his head.     more

(61) | category: Shocking | views: 33687 | posted on: 02/18/2010

A lot of people feel that Romanian cops are heavy-handed.     more

(142) | category: Shocking | views: 155046 | posted on: 02/17/2010

Did this match take place in a department store? The winner won 20% off the championship belt.     more

(62) | category: Shocking | views: 44158 | posted on: 02/17/2010

Another senseless death caused by videogames. Damn you, Frogger!     more

(127) | category: Shocking | views: 40464 | posted on: 02/16/2010